01. Intro 02. Alien Crush- A Nocuous Transmission for the Tailpipe of Your Mind 03. Shatterhand Area A: William Shatner's Mighty Fist of Power 04. Mega Man X Sparkmandrill: Questioning the Frequencies of Static Emissions (A Request for Illumination) 05. Probotector Hard Corps: Dawn of Anger, an Azure Tempest 2010 06. Smurfs: Gargamel's Garden of Shame 07. Mega Man 9 Wily 1: Blinding Brilliance Through the Preliminary Enterprise 08. FFMQ Battle Theme: Foreboding Spires of a Darkened Market (Final Battle of the 4 Horses of the Apocalypse) 09. TMNT 4: Half Shell Wranglers Surfing on Punch-drunk Tumbleweeds 10. Silver Surfer: Insurmountable Monolith of Jabberwockies 11. Mega Man 2 Wily 1: Man Sex Man (Ode to the Mollycoddled Occidental Squad) 12. Amagon: Diamond Gentleman Careening Through a Jungle of Drums 13. Outro
Lyrics
Alien Crush:
It's time to score
the highest amount of points
by putting metal balls inside of aliens' mouths!
Better than Devil's Crush or Devil's Crash
Alien Crush is where it's at!
Better than Devil's Crush or Devil's Crash
Alien Crush is WHERE IT'S AT!
Be careful
not to lose the ball down the hole.
Or else might lose a turn and might not make it to the end!
Better than Devil's Crush or Devil's Crash
Alien Crush is where it's at!
Better than Devil's Crush or Devil's Crash
Alien Crush is WHERE IT'S AT!
It's time to score
the highest amount of points
by putting metal balls inside of aliens' mouths!
Better than Devil's Crush or Devil's Crash
Alien Crush is where it's at!
Better than Devil's Crush or Devil's Crash
Alien Crush is WHERE IT'S AT!
Shatterhand:
I am gonna punch my way through
to the very END!
I can't wait to see that
big screen a-GAIN!
Stage select!
The machines don't stand a
chance against me!
They are gonna freak out
when they see this!
Whoa-ooo-whoa-ooo!
And I will throw, I will throw my last fist at you.
Whoa-ooo-whoa-ooo!
This is Shatterhand!
Whoa-ooo-whoa-ooo!
And I will throw, I will throw my last fist at you.
Whoa-ooo-whoa-ooo!
This is SHATTERHAND!
Sparkmandrill:
You send out your spark to me
AND I!
Am supposed to dodge it
BUT YOU'RE NOT!
As sharp as you seem
AND I!
Hate it when you turn out the lights!
YEAH!
You're a sorry ass machine!
• metal growl*
and you lack self esteem!
(So leave the lights alone)
Baby, baby, baby!
So leave the lights alone and
COME OUT AND FIGHT!
Contra HC:
Well I think, no, I love you
and I want UH-HUUH!
because that would be so great
o-ho, all right!
And I would never hurt you.
Well I think, no, I love you
(and I could tell from the start)
and I want TO FUCK YOU!
(and nothing could tear us apart from the heart)
(oo-noo, oo-noo)
And I will forever love you. Love you!
I hold the key to the metal heart.
I hold the key to the ahh-ahhh.
I hold the key to the metal heart-whoa-whoa-whoaaaagh.
oh fuck.
I woke up and it was the dawn.
Dew prisms everywhere. Everywhere. EVERYWHERE!
I woke up and I was turned on.
It was all because of you!
Uh!
I woke up and it was the dawn.
Dew prisms everywhere. Everywhere. EVERYWHERE!
I woke up and I was turned on.
It was all because of you!
Uh! Uh!
BECAUSE YOU ARE HOT!
YOU ARE LIKE FIRE!
Smurfs:
I am on my way to send Gargamel
BACK to hell where he can eat shit with a shovel!
I SWEAR! On my fucking life
that I will do what is right
and get my smurffete back home!
Oh yeah!
MegaMan 9:
I open up my heart
LIKE A FLASH IN THE DARK!
And then my life falls apart.
This is only the start!
And I need you-ooo
to continue through
and I love it so!
Oh, baby why can't I have you
in MY FUCKING LIFE?
Forever! And Ever!
I guess nothing lasts that long.
FFMQ:
I will OH!
I will throw a brick of ice at your skull
(YOUR SKULL)
and break all that's inside of your ugly head!
(RIP IT OFF!)
You know you're dead.
Red along sheets of ice.
The castle isn't too far from the site.
FROM THE SITE!
RAH!
TMNT4:
You piece of shit!
(Fuck)
You stupid bitch!
(Fuck)
You're going to hell
(Fuck)
I can (oh) tell!
I will take you down
(Fuck)
where you can't be found.
(Fuck)
I will take you down
(Fuck)
with my bare hands!
And then you will pay,
then you will pay.
Hey! Hey!
And then you will pay,
then you will pay greatly. YEAH!
Silver Surfer:
Why is this game so hard to play? - Oh!
I'm not finished here. (nooooo)
Why is there so much shit to dodge? - Oh!
I have more boards to clear. (noooo)
These enemy bosses better watch out for the:
SILVER SURFER!
Why is this game
so mother fucking
cock sucking
god damn
shit ass
beanie baby
hard to play!? - Oh!
I'm not finished here!
There's so much
ass wiping
diarrhoea
ass fucking
butt licking
cunt ripping
stank pussy
to dodge! - Oh!
I have more boards to clear!
These enemy bosses better watch out for the:
SILVER SURFER!
MegaMan 2:
Oooo!
Raaaah!
Uh!
Oooo!
Raaaah!
Uh!
Throw that shit down the well,
let it fall.
You better throw that shit down the well,
let it fall!
And oh my god you're good!
And oh my god you're fine,
you are mine!
Oooo-whoa! Oooo-whoa!
You are mine!
Throw that shit down the well,
let it fall.
You better throw that shit down the well,
let it FALL!
Let it drop, let it drop!
Let it drop!
Amagon:
I have the power
to get really big.
And I will punch that lion
until he fucking screams!
Amagon!
Uppercut!
Amagon!
When I wear my loincloth,
I feel mighty!
And no fucking animal
could ever stop me!
Amagon!
Uppercut!
Amagon!
Notes[]
The album, We Are Not Men, consists of eleven arranged game songs with original lyrics, each showcasing the band’s personal brand of raunchy guitars and melodic screams. The drums conjure a primordial pounding the likes of which haven’t been heard since mid-1980’s neon metal. The music is sprinkled throughout with elements of screamo, hardcore, stoner, rap, classic metal, and early punk.
Review by genoboost
The album kicks off with a rough and tumble war march style intro which dives into the meat of the album with a rendition of Alien Crush. This song definitely shows off the bands signature style of lo-fi singing and screaming on top of some heavy drums and grinding distorted guitar work. Moving on a little more we hear a great re-imagining of a personal favorite, Mega Man X Spark Mandrill. Starting off with primal drums and slow chords, the song starts to come together into something more recognizable with the introduction of the lyrics about 45 seconds in. At this point we break into an intense hardcore rendition of a familiar theme. With both deep growls and strong vocals mixing together. This brings us crashing through the song which has an excellent but short drum breakdown at about the halfway mark as well. This song is a personal favorite of mine on the album, and is definitely worth checking out specifically.
The album also takes us through quite a few overlooked and unfamiliar VGM tracks of days gone by, with tracks like Amagon, Smurfs, and the aforementioned Alien Crush, this band has definitely gone out of their way to pay homage to some overlooked tracks with some impressive results. If no the unlikely chance that someone you know states that the smurfs are "totally not metal" you can point to this bands wild west style rendition, and nod at them slowly. We also have some more familiar tunes of course, with the likes of music from Silver Surfer, Final Fantasy Mystic Quest, and some more great Mega Man tunes from games 2 and 9 respectively.
Another stand out track to me is near the end of the album. TMNT 4 has a driving classic calm before the storm attitude to it that seems to bring one back to a more grungy rock era. The quick paced drums coupled with the slowly, somewhat somber guitar riffs really make this a stand out track on the album and in VG Rock music in general. Another definite listen from the album, and great argument for purchasing the full CD.
I'm glad to finally hear some music from this band. Not just that, but their full album, which I have been highly anticipating since pIENESS, lead singer for this band, and a GM4A supporter from the beginning, announced it a while back. Not to mention other great musicians and friends Raub, Cetera, Darmock, and Geotarkus. The fusion of styles and rock attitude makes for a stand out treat for folks looking for something a bit dirtier in their VGM.
Armadillo Tank
We Are Not Men
No label 
2010
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